Because you won't

My biggest worry is that I might become too technical. I'm used to programming, and when I do occasionally write, it's like "to achieve this you must do this in this proper order". Which is why I usually avoided editing NPC pages and left it to the likes of you and Infodude. Do you have any advice in that department? How I can make it balanced and professional but not robotic.

Completely off-topic, but could you show me some of the things you've programmed?

Well you can always go for a first draft and if someone passes through and thinks something is weird, they can edit it or talk it out with you.