Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed

Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed
Race	Human
Gender	Male
Occupation	Festia Guide
Location	Festia; (3 O'Clock,; South-East of the Stage)

For the original NPC, see Llywelyn.

“	Greetings, (Character Name)! My name is Llywelyn, and perhaps against my better judgement, I'm currently staffing this balloon stand in Festia.	„
—Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed

Description

Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed was an NPC present during the Mystery in Erinn Event.
He participated in the main event quest.
He is a member of the I'll-Ban Knights.

	Dialogue
Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed	Fafan kablaht nook nan cottrex?
	...! (It seems impossible to talk to the I'll-Ban Knights at the moment. There must be some way...)

Prior to completion of the Mystery in Erinn meta-quest, while logged in as a pet.

	Dialogue
Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed	Hmm... One would not be unwise to inspect the login screen on the first of April...

Dialogue

Llywelyn the Perpetually Unimpressed

Greetings, <player>! My name is Llywelyn, and perhaps against
my better judgement, I'm currently staffing this balloon stand in Festia.Do you see my colleague Altam over there? His
heart is in the right place, but the poor lad
has but one setting: TURBO ENTHUSIASM. I'd bet he even sleeps enthusiastically! Even I start feeling
a bit worn down after having to deal with that level of energy constantly...
I can't claim I know what the 'right answer' is, but...
Anyway, <player>... I couldn't tell you why, but I have a hunch that
you're going to purchase a balloon today. Preferably from me, of course.

	Dialogue
	Part-time work like this is a simpleton's game, don't you think?
	I have a strong feeling... It's telling me, you're going to purchase a balloon from me.