Pirate Responses

There's a lot of mistakes in here. Let me tell you those.

• • missing ones**

->"You're luck has run out" phrase is the offense to "That's not what me rabbit's foot says!" ->"Watch out! I've got you in my sights" is offense to "Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!" ->"The eye-patch is the mark of a great pirate" is offense to "The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones." ->"So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time." is the comeback to "You can't outwist me! I'm brilliant!" ->"Let's try that. I have a bandana right here." is the comeback to "I could beat you with my eyes closed." ->"I'm perfect just the way I am!" is the comeback to "Yer lookin pretty fluffy landlubber." ->"Yer all ugly." is the comeback to "Yer all looks." ->"Look I blinked. Oh I blinked again." is the comeback to "This'll be over before you can blink." ->"I thought I smelled cheese..." is the offense to "You did that when you opened your mouth." ->"Careful, you might wake the dragon." is the offense to "Dragon? More like salamander."

• • Mistakes**

-> The proper comeback to "It doesn't take much to make me look great!" is "You're right! Put a paper bag on your head. Much better."

• • Unknowns**

Play test it over again. Not that hard. Anyway, there you go. Had my hand in helping.