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Flail |
Calico Jack |
Barbados |
Blackbeard |
Black Bart |
El Draco
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You're already dead. |
What are you? The fist of the wimp star? |
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You did that when you opened your mouth. |
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Be careful, you don't want to wake the dragon. |
Dragon? More like a salamander. |
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I've eaten boogers bigger than you! |
You eat boogers? Gross! |
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I thought I smelled old cheese… |
That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth. |
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This is where your luck runs out. |
That's not what me rabbit's foot says! |
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I/R
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You can't think yer a match for me! |
I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try. |
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The eyepatch is a mark of a great pirate! |
The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones. |
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Any last words? My sword would like to hear them. |
You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears. |
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If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a pirate, I woulda joined the circus. |
It's a shame, you've really got the face to be a clown. |
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My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy! |
Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open! |
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It's time ya got a look at a true pirate. |
Oh yeah? Where is he? |
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Back down now and I won't kill ya. |
I never back down. |
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I'm faster than the wind. |
More like a gentle breeze |
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I may look weak but I have my tricks! |
Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters |
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Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me! |
Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering. |
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Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober. |
Is that what you say to the mirror every morning? |
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You can't outwit me, I'm brilliant! |
So is a light bulb, but I turn those off all the time |
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Are my taunts making you hot under the collar? |
Not at all. I'm cooler than a sea cucumber. |
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I read your mind. You're terrified! |
What am I thinkin now, then? Hint: It's about how dumb you sound. |
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It's not over unti it's over |
It's over when I say it's over. |
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This'll be over before you can blink. |
I just blinked. Look I did it again. |
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Call my name and I appear |
Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee! |
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This is easier than shooting minnows with a cannon. |
Everything is easier than that. Minnows are small and difficult to hit! |
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Work hard, and ya might be half as good a pirate as I am. |
How much is half of not very good? |
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Yer all talk! |
And yer all stupid! |
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You're all looks. |
You're all ugly. |
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You're lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber! |
I'm perfect just the way I am! |
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I could beat you with my eyes closed |
Let's test that out. I have a blindfold right here. |
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Without confidence, you're nothing. |
I am confident that I am something |
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Watch out! I've got you in my sights. |
Lucky me, you're blind as an angler fish |
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It doesn't take much to make me look great! |
You're right. Just put a bag over your head. Much better! |
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I've never lost a fight. |
There's a first time for everything! |
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You've got a tough face to look at. |
I know, it's difficult to confront such beauty every day |
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Hey, ready to have some fun? |
I came for a fight. Have fun on your own time. |
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I'm handsome enough to be famous |
If only you didn't have that rotten personality. |
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There's no pirate braver than I! |
That's because brave pirates don't live long. |
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Lemme show you what fear looks like. |
No need. I got a good look the moment you decided to fight me. |
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Aiming for my face? You must be feeling brave. |
I was just trying to fix it up, what a mess. |
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I'll shock ya into submission! |
Try it. I'm wearing rubber boots. |
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That's not a sword! That's scrap metal! |
Really? I got it from your bag. |
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Let me show you my power. |
I've got more power than you in my pinky finger. |
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You should go while I'm feeling merciful. |
Mercy's just another word for chicken. |
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Ya dance around like a monkey ya fight! |
That never stopped the Monkey King! |
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I could take ya on with a belly full of rum. |
Looks like you've already had too many bellies full of rum as it is. |
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You should feel honored to see me fight. |
I feel a lot of revulsion right now. Is that close enough? |
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You'll be spilling tears before you're spilling blood |
I'll be spilling my lunch if you keep using those cheesy lines. |
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Ya got me, but I'm not given' up! |
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That attack! |
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I can't believe this! |
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Argh... |
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You're quite strong. |
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Ugh, I can't fall now! |
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Ack! I-I can't...
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