Talk:Iria II: Episode 2 - The Missing

Offense Response	Counter Response
?	Ya got me, but I'm not givin' up!
?	Argh...
?	What are you? The fist of the wimp star?
Any last words? My sword would like to hear them.	You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears.
It's not over until it's over.	It's over when I say it's over.
This'll be over before you can blink.	Look, I blinked. Oh, I blinked again.
I thought I smelled cheese...	You did that when you opened your mouth.
Careful, you might wake the dragon.	Dragon? More like salamander.
If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a pirate, I woulda joined the circus.	It's a shame. You've really got the face of a clown.
I've never lost a fight.	?
I'm handsome enough to be famous.	?
I've eaten boogers bigger than you!	You eat boogers? Gross!
Lemme show you what fear looks like.	?
Call my name, and I appear.	Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee!
My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy!	Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open!
It's time ya got a look at a true pirate.	Oh yeah? Where is he?
I thought I smelled old cheese...	That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth.
Back down now and I won't kill ya.	I never back down.
Yer all talk!	And yer all stupid!
Your luck has run out.	That's not what me rabbit's foot says!
I'm faster than the wind.	More like a gentle breeze.
Yer all looks.	Yer all ugly.
Yer lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber!	I'm perfect just the way I am!
I may look weak, but I have my tricks!	Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters.
You can't think yer a match for me!	I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try.
I could beat you with my eyes closed.	Let's try that. I have a blindfold right here.
I could take ya on with a belly full of rum.	Looks like you've already had a few too many bellyfuls of rum as it is.
Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!	Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering.
Without confidence, you're nothing.	I'm confident that I am something.
Watch out! I've got you in my sights.	Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!
The eyepatch is the mark of a great pirate.	The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones.
Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober.	Is that what you say in the mirror every morning?
It doesn't take much to make me look great!	You're right! Put a paper bag on your head. Much better.
You can't outwit me! I'm brilliant!	So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time.
You've got a tough face to look at.	I know. Its difficult to confront such beauty every day.

There's a lot of mistakes in here. Let me tell you those.

• • missing ones**

->"You're luck has run out" phrase is the offense to "That's not what me rabbit's foot says!" ->"Watch out! I've got you in my sights" is offense to "Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!" ->"The eye-patch is the mark of a great pirate" is offense to "The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones." ->"So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time." is the comeback to "You can't outwist me! I'm brilliant!" ->"Let's try that. I have a bandana right here." is the comeback to "I could beat you with my eyes closed." ->"I'm perfect just the way I am!" is the comeback to "Yer lookin pretty fluffy landlubber." ->"Yer all ugly." is the comeback to "Yer all looks." ->"Look I blinked. Oh I blinked again." is the comeback to "This'll be over before you can blink." ->"I thought I smelled cheese..." is the offense to "You did that when you opened your mouth." ->"Careful, you might wake the dragon." is the offense to "Dragon? More like salamander."

• • Mistakes**

-> The proper comeback to "It doesn't take much to make me look great!" is "You're right! Put a paper bag on your head. Much better."

• • Unknowns**

Play test it over again. Not that hard. Anyway, there you go. Had my hand in helping.

Well, this did come out not long ago, so mistakes are expected. Thanks for the corrections.

More like;

Insult	Retort	Flail	Calico Jack	Barbados	Blackbeard	Black Bart	El Draco
Are my taunts making you hot under the collar?	Not at all. I'm cooler than a sea cucumber.	X	X	X	I/X	R	R
I read your mind. You're terrified!	What am I thinkin now, then? Hint: It's about how dumb you sound.	X	X	I/X	R	X	I/R
Any last words? My sword would like to hear them.	You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears.	X	X	R	X	X	X
It's not over unti it's over	It's over when I say it's over.	I/X	X	R	X	X	R
This'll be over before you can blink.	I just blinked. Look I did it again.	R	I/X	X	X	X	I/R
If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a priate, I woulda joined the circus.	It's a shame, you've really got the face to be a clown.	R	R	X	R	I/R	R
Call my name and I appear	Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee!	R	X	R	I/R	R	I/R
My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy!	Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open!	R	R	R	I/X	R	R
This is easier than shooting minnows with a cannon.	Everything is easier than that. Minnows are small and difficult to hit!	R	X	R	I/X	R	R
It's time ya got a look at a true pirate.	You yeah? Where is he?	X	R	R	R	X	R
Work hard, and ya might be half as good a pirate as I am.	How much is half of not very good?	X	R	R	I/X	R	R
I thought I smelled old cheese…	That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth	R	R	R	I/X	R	R
Back down now and I won't kill ya.	I never back down.	R	R	I/X	R	R	R
Yer all talk!	And yer all stupid!	R	R	I/X	R	R	I
This is where your luck runs out.	That's not what me rabbit's foot says.	R	R	I/X	R	X
I'm faster than the wind.	More like a gentle breeze	R	R	I/R	R	X
You're all looks.	You're all ugly.	R	X	I/R	X	R
You're lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber!	I'm perfect just the way I am!	X	R	I/R	R	X	I
I may look weak but I have my tricks!	Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters	I/X	R	R	X	R
You can't think yer a match for me!	I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try.	I/X	R	R	X	R
I could beat you with my eyes closed	Let's test that out. I have a blindfold right here.	I/X	R	R	R	R
Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!	Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering.	I/R	X	X	R	R
Without confidence, you're nothing.	I am confident that I am something	I/X	R	R	R	X
Watch out! I've got you in my sights.	Lucky me, you're blind as an angler fish	X	I/R	R	R	X	I
Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober.	Is that what you say to the mirror every morning?	R	I/X	X	R	R	I
The eyepatch is a mark of a great pirate!	The only priates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones.	R	I/X	X	R	R
It doesn't take much to make me look great!	You're right. Just put a bag over your head. Much better!	R	I/X	R	R	X
You can't outwit me, I'm brilliant!	So is a light bulb, but I turn those off all the time	R	I/X	R	X	R
I've never lost a fight.	There's a first time for everything!	R	X	R	R	I/R
You've got a tough face to look at.	I know, it's difficult to confront such beauty every day	R	I/R	X	X	X
I've eaten boogers bigger than you!	You eat boogers? Gross!	R	R	R	R	I/X	I
Hey, ready to have some fun?	I came for a fight. Have fun on your own time.	X	R	X	X	I/X
I'm handsome enough to be famous	If only you didn't have that rotten personality.	R	X	R	R	I/R	I
There's no pirate braver than I!	That's because brave pirates don't live long.	R	R	X	R	I/R
Lemme show you what fear looks like.	No need. I got a good look the moment you decided to fight me.	X	R	R	X	I/R
Be careful, you don't want to wake the dragon.	Dragon? More like a salamander.
Aiming for my face? You must be feeling brave.	I was just trying to fix it up, what a mess.	X	X	X	X	X	I/R
That's not a sword! That's scrap metal!	Really? I got it from your bag.						I/R
Let me show you my power.	I've got more power than you in my pinky finger.						I/R
You should go while I'm feeling merciful.	Mercy's just another word for chicken.						I/R
You're already dead.							I/X
Ya dance around like a monkey ya fight!	That never stopped the Monkey King!						I/R
	Ya got me, but I'm not given' up!
	Argh..
	What are you? The fist of the wimp star?
	You did that when you opened your mouth.

I for has the insult, R for has the Retort, X for can't retort.

Idk how to add to the chart but El Draco has the Retort for "This is where your luck runs out.", and cannot retort to "Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!"

El Draco has a Retort for:

This is where your luck runs out.

I'm faster than the wind.

You're all looks.

I could beat you with my eyes closed

It doesn't take much to make me look great!

I've never lost a fight.

You've got a tough face to look at.

I'm handsome enough to be famous

Lemme show you what fear looks like.

Also the Retort to "You're already dead." is "What are you? The fist of the wimp star?" I know this because it reference to Fist of the North Star... i also test it out on El Draco and it works.

Hm, I guess knowing who says what is better.

Yeah but someone else can figure out how to incorporate that into the page :p

I could tab it in.

• Quest Info
• Response Guide(?)

blah blah

[chart]

Actually, I can't get the chart to show up properly...hmm...

It's on the page now with tabs...I feel like there's a better way to do this but what works, works I suppose.

Separate tab on the quest?

Also how about another column where the player knows the response by default?

I found a few responses that only El Draco has:

• Insults:
  • You'll be spilling tears before you're spilling blood.
  • You're not fit to be first mate!
  • You should feel honored to see me fight.
• Retorts:
  • I'll be spilling my lunch if you keep using those cheesy lines.
  • I know. I should be captain!
  • I feel a lot of revulsion right now. Is that enough?

None of the other pirates have the retort counter that.

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Also somewhat related:

“	El Draco uses Dual-Wield Hooked Cutlasses.	„

No, he doesn't. He only has one cutlass.

“	(Professor J takes the relief supplies.) I don't trust you, Merlin. I'll carry the package.	„
—J, Saga 2 Episode 1

“	Somebody must have robbed me while I was watching you to make sure you didn't mess up... It's not my fault the donations are gone!	„
—Merlin, Saga 2 Episode 1

“	The gang decides to host a concert to make up for Merlin's lost donations	„
—Saga 2 Episode 2

So, how did Merlin lose the donation, when the dialogue CLEARLY SAYS J carried them? Plot hole?

Both Merlin and ProfJ had plot convenient short term memory loss and forgot about that.

1. Quest #1: Love and Emain Macha
   1. Talk to Starlet.
   2. Talk to J. Cutscene.
   3. Talk to Starlet. Prompted: "Absolutely." or "I need more time."
   4. Complete the Shadow Mission "The Show Can't Go On"
      1. You role-play as yourself. Stats aren't worth mentioning because there's no combat.
      2. Talk to J. You get warped backstage.
      3. Talk to Boras. He gives you 40 Wood Boards, 80 Large Nails, and 40 Glittering Paper.
      4. Talk to Boras again. He prompts you with a crafting minigame, putting the given items in a 3x3 box:
         1. Wood boards in a cross shape, nails in the four corners. You get a Slipshod Lighting Rig.
         2. Wood boards in the corners, Slipshod Lighting Rig in the center, and the nails in the rest of the slots. You get a Semi-complete Lighting Rig.
         3. Semi-complete Lighting Rig in the center, Glittering Paper in the rest. You get a Complete Lighting Rig.
         • You have to talk to him each time you make something.
      5. Talk to Boris again. You lose all the materials in exchange for a Quartz Plate.
      6. Use the item and enter a fossil minigame. Complete the minigame for a Polished Crystal and give it to Boras. It has to be in good quality or he makes you redo it.
      7. Talk to Boris again. He gives you a Music Book; use it and select one of the five for a Score Scroll.
         • Peeing For Two - Helene
         • Melody Most Magical - Lazy Susan
         • An Old Tale from Grandma - Hanstone
         • The Lonely Desert Sunrise - Hanstone
         • Parthalonian Prince - Briana
      8. The Score Scroll you want is "An Old Tale from Grandma". Equip and use Playing Instrument.
   5. Talk to J.
   6. Talk to Aodhan.
2. Quest #2: Deep In the Night
   1. Talk to J back at the stage. Cutscene.
   2. Talk to Merlin outside of Dunbarton's church. Cutscene.
   3. Talk to Young Tarlach right next to Merlin. Cutscene, then teleport to right outside of Port Cobh's entrance in eastern dunbarton.
3. Quest #3: Principles of a Pirate
   1. Talk to Annick. Cutscene.
   2. Talk to Merlin nearby. Cutscene.
   3. Talk to either Blackbeard, Black Bart, or Barbados nearby. Prompted: "Why not?" or "That sounds crazy."
   4. Complete the Shadow Mission, "Principles of a Pirate"
      1. You role-play as yourself. Stats aren't worth mentioning due to lack of actual combat.
      2. Talk to Flail, Blackbeard, Black Bart, Barbados, or Calico Jack.
         • The pirate tells you something. You get a list of options what to say back, and then there's an animated fighting; the response you say affects your standpoint, either pushing you backward or pushing the pirate backward.
           • Beginning:
             • Haha, nice weather today!
             • Uh, I think I've got the wrong person.
               • This cancels the fight.
             • Let's fight!
           • Offense:
             • Any last words? My sword would like to hear them.
             • It's not over until it's over.
             • This'll be over before you can blink.
             • If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a pirate, I woulda joined the circus.
             • I've never lost a fight.
             • I'm handsome enough to be famous.
             • I've eaten boogers bigger than you!
             • Lemme show you what fear looks like.
             • Call my name, and I appear.
             • My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy!
             • It's time ya got a look at a true pirate.
             • I thought I smelled old cheese...
             • Back down now and I won't kill ya.
             • Yer all talk!
             • I'm faster than the wind.
             • You're all looks.
             • Yer lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber!
             • I may look weak, but I have my tricks!
             • You can't think yer a match for me!
             • I could beat you with my eyes closed.
             • I could take ya on with a belly full of rum.
             • Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!
             • Without confidence, you're nothing.
             • Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober.
             • It doesn't take much to make me look great!
             • You can't outwit me! I'm brilliant!
             • You've got a tough face to look at.
           • Defense:
             • Ya got me, but I'm not givin' up!
             • Argh...
             • What are you? The fist of the wimp star?
             • You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears.
             • It's over when I say it's over.
             • You did that when you opened your mouth.
             • Dragon? More like salamander.
             • It's a shame. You've really got the face of a clown.
             • You eat boogers? Gross!
             • Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee!
             • Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open!
             • Oh yeah? Where is he?
             • That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth.
             • I never back down.
             • And yer all stupid!
             • That's not what me rabbit's foot says!
             • More like a gentle breeze.
             • Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters.
             • I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try.
             • Looks like you've already had a few too many bellyfuls of rum as it is.
             • Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering.
             • I'm confident that I am something.
             • Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!
             • The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones.
             • Is that what you say in the mirror every morning?
             • So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time.
             • I know. Its difficult to confront such beauty every day.
         • Counter responses may not show up until you get countered by it.
           • It seems that certain pirates don't know the counter response to some offense sayings?
           • It seems that certain pirates have their own offense response you don't know.
         • Note that the text always stays up, but the on-screen message doesn't. You also can't enable/disable hide name while in the fight.
         • If you lose three responses, not in a row, you have to restart from the beginning. Likewise all it takes is three pushes to win a fight.
         • Annick nearby gives pointers on what to do.
      3. After defeating the five, defeat El Draco.
      4. After defeating all six, a cutscene occurs.
   5. Talk to Annick. Prompted: "Take it Outside" or "Hide in Here"
   6. Complete the Shadow Mission, "Pirates of Port Cobh"
      • Fixed on basic.
      1. Defeat the enemies: Pirate Scallywag × 6 → Pirate Scallywag × 10 → Pirate Picaroon × 10 → Pirate Picaroon × 10 → Pirate Boatswain × 6 → Pirate Boatswain × 8 → Pirate Boatswain × 3 → Black Bart + Black Beard → Pirate Reaver × 5 → Pirate Reaver × 5 → Pirate Reaver × 5 → Pirate Picaroon × 3 + Pirate Boastwain × 3 +Pirate Reaver × 3 + El Draco →
         • All pirates uses Smash, Defense, Counterattack, and Windmill.
         • Pirate Picaroons don't attack; they keep a distance from you. However, they do have Advanced Heavy Stander.
         • Pirate Reavers have Heavy Stander level 1.
         • After defeating the enemies, manually leave the mission.
   7. Talk to Merlin. Prompted: "Food please." or "Eat later."
      • Complete the Shadow Mission, "Tarlach's Nightmare."
        • A cutscene occurs on entry.
        • You will role-play as Young Tarlach.
        1. Dialogue.
        2. After dialogue, Glas Ghaibhleann spawns; run away from it and follow the narrow hallway.
        3. More dialogue, Glas despawns.
        4. After dialogue, Zombies. Run.
        5. Even more dialogue at the end of the hallway. Cutscene after, mission over.
   8. Talk to Merlin. Prompted: "Go to bed." or "Stay up a while." Cutscene.
4. Quest #4: Missing
   1. Talk to Merlin. Cutscene.
   2. Talk to people in Port Cobh (Ascon).
   3. Talk to Merlin.
5. Quest #5: Trade
   1. Talk to Merlin at Bangor's Pub. Cutscene.
   2. Talk to Merlin.
   3. Talk to Merlin near the Dragon Ruins. Prompted: "Sure, why not?" or "(Stay silent for now.)"
      1. • Complete the Shadow Mission, "Crumena on the Rampage"
           • Fixed on basic.
      2. Defeat the enemies: Enslaved Crumena
         • Summons 5 Red Ruins Gargoyle at a time.
         • Has the same attacks a typical Red Dragon, except it hits for 400~ or so.
         • Merlin and Treasure Hunter aid in the fight from the start. Milletian NPCs may jump in the fight out of the blue.
   4. Talk to Treasure Hunter at Port Cobh, at the dock to Iria. Cutscene.

... Seeing the page still missing a lot of important details that I mentioned earlier ticks me off... I'd love to take matters into my own hands if I could..

1. Love and Emain Macha
   1. You will be given a Quartz Plate. Right-click on the Quartz Plate and selct "Use" to perform Fossil Restoration on it to create a Polished Crystal.
      • There's a typo here.
      • Needs to mention the required quality and what happens if that is not met.
   2. Speak to Boras to receive a Music Book. Use this item to prompt an interface of five composed Score Scrolls to pick from. Pick An Old Tale From Grandma - Hanstone.
      • Needs to mention what happens if you pick the wrong song.
2. Principles of a Pirate
   1. Principles of a Pirate
      1. a list of 2 to 40 possible come backs.
         • There's about... 92 responses?
      2. Assuming you pick no inappropriate answers, it will take three offensive prompts to defeat the NPC.
         • Bolded implies that the player needs to successfully insult the NPC with three attacks in a row, which is not true. This also needs to be reworded in favor of the NPC defeating the player.
      3. NOTE! When you are given words, you are started at the bottom of the list. Recall that you CAN press the scroll arrow to move up the list to see more options!
         • Unnecessary caps and exclamation marks.
      4. Blackbeard is very offensive and is able to counter almost all of your sets if you don't!
         • Again, unnecessary exclamation mark.
      5. Needs to mention Annick giving tips and advice on what to do.
      6. Needs to mention the beginning three prompts.
      7. Needs to mention the player always starts on the offense.
      8. Needs to mention the player has the option to re-fight the NPC and learn new prompts.
   2. Pirates of Port Cobh
      1. Needs to mention the enemy's skills and actions.
3. Trade
   1. Crumena on the Rampage
      1. Merlin, Treasure Hunter and Milletians will assist you.
         • Needs to note that the Milletian NPCs don't appear at the start; they jump in the fight in later parts of the fight (when Crumena gets more damaged?).
      2. Enslaved Crumena summons 5 Red Ruins Gargoyles every time they are killed.
         • I've seen the Gargoyles being spam summoned even when the previous summons are still alive.
      3. Killing this Crumena counts towards the objective for Ultimate Fire, but not towards Meteor Strike's Attack a Dragon requirements.
         • Irrelevant; this is not a detail that belongs on a Mainstream Guide. This should be on Meteor Strike's page.
      4. Needs to mention the fixed Basic difficulty.
      5. Needs to mention Enslaved Crumena's abilities and damage.
      6. Could mention letting the allied NPCs handling Enslaved Crumena if the player is too weak.
4. Missing Category:Mainstream Quests

• You will have the following items:
• You will have the following skill ranks:
• Blah blah blah blah blah

Just why is this frequently mentioned in areas that don't need it? If there's no serious combat involved, it's not worth knowing; it's unnecessary and trivial.

*sigh* ...

I did not see this thread. musta been lost in my cache...bah.

Anyways, if anything it should only count if you actually do fighting...otherwise it shouldn't be noted. Relvaent skill should be listed as well, such as Playing Instrument for the first part of the quest line.

For some reason you can skip upon starting....clearing not required.

Yeah, I skipped the intro cutscene but I didn't try for the others.

I think it's just "Missing". I guess we'll know pretty soon...