Pirate Responses

Offense Response	Counter Response
?	Ya got me, but I'm not givin' up!
?	Argh...
?	What are you? The fist of the wimp star?
Any last words? My sword would like to hear them.	You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears.
It's not over until it's over.	It's over when I say it's over.
This'll be over before you can blink.	Look, I blinked. Oh, I blinked again.
I thought I smelled cheese...	You did that when you opened your mouth.
Careful, you might wake the dragon.	Dragon? More like salamander.
If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a pirate, I woulda joined the circus.	It's a shame. You've really got the face of a clown.
I've never lost a fight.	?
I'm handsome enough to be famous.	?
I've eaten boogers bigger than you!	You eat boogers? Gross!
Lemme show you what fear looks like.	?
Call my name, and I appear.	Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee!
My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy!	Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open!
It's time ya got a look at a true pirate.	Oh yeah? Where is he?
I thought I smelled old cheese...	That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth.
Back down now and I won't kill ya.	I never back down.
Yer all talk!	And yer all stupid!
Your luck has run out.	That's not what me rabbit's foot says!
I'm faster than the wind.	More like a gentle breeze.
Yer all looks.	Yer all ugly.
Yer lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber!	I'm perfect just the way I am!
I may look weak, but I have my tricks!	Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters.
You can't think yer a match for me!	I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try.
I could beat you with my eyes closed.	Let's try that. I have a blindfold right here.
I could take ya on with a belly full of rum.	Looks like you've already had a few too many bellyfuls of rum as it is.
Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!	Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering.
Without confidence, you're nothing.	I'm confident that I am something.
Watch out! I've got you in my sights.	Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!
The eyepatch is the mark of a great pirate.	The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones.
Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober.	Is that what you say in the mirror every morning?
It doesn't take much to make me look great!	You're right! Put a paper bag on your head. Much better.
You can't outwit me! I'm brilliant!	So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time.
You've got a tough face to look at.	I know. Its difficult to confront such beauty every day.

There's a lot of mistakes in here. Let me tell you those.

• • missing ones**

->"You're luck has run out" phrase is the offense to "That's not what me rabbit's foot says!" ->"Watch out! I've got you in my sights" is offense to "Lucky me. You're as blind as an angler fish!" ->"The eye-patch is the mark of a great pirate" is offense to "The only pirates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones." ->"So is a lightbulb, but I turn those off all the time." is the comeback to "You can't outwist me! I'm brilliant!" ->"Let's try that. I have a bandana right here." is the comeback to "I could beat you with my eyes closed." ->"I'm perfect just the way I am!" is the comeback to "Yer lookin pretty fluffy landlubber." ->"Yer all ugly." is the comeback to "Yer all looks." ->"Look I blinked. Oh I blinked again." is the comeback to "This'll be over before you can blink." ->"I thought I smelled cheese..." is the offense to "You did that when you opened your mouth." ->"Careful, you might wake the dragon." is the offense to "Dragon? More like salamander."

• • Mistakes**

-> The proper comeback to "It doesn't take much to make me look great!" is "You're right! Put a paper bag on your head. Much better."

• • Unknowns**

Play test it over again. Not that hard. Anyway, there you go. Had my hand in helping.

Well, this did come out not long ago, so mistakes are expected. Thanks for the corrections.

More like;

Insult	Retort	Flail	Calico Jack	Barbados	Blackbeard	Black Bart	El Draco
Are my taunts making you hot under the collar?	Not at all. I'm cooler than a sea cucumber.	X	X	X	I/X	R	R
I read your mind. You're terrified!	What am I thinkin now, then? Hint: It's about how dumb you sound.	X	X	I/X	R	X	I/R
Any last words? My sword would like to hear them.	You're an idiot. Swords don't have ears.	X	X	R	X	X	X
It's not over unti it's over	It's over when I say it's over.	I/X	X	R	X	X	R
This'll be over before you can blink.	I just blinked. Look I did it again.	R	I/X	X	X	X	I/R
If I knew they'd let a wimp like you be a priate, I woulda joined the circus.	It's a shame, you've really got the face to be a clown.	R	R	X	R	I/R	R
Call my name and I appear	Sillyface McPoopdeck, I summon thee!	R	X	R	I/R	R	I/R
My glare is enough to defeat you, guppy!	Is that a glare? Your eyes are barely open!	R	R	R	I/X	R	R
This is easier than shooting minnows with a cannon.	Everything is easier than that. Minnows are small and difficult to hit!	R	X	R	I/X	R	R
It's time ya got a look at a true pirate.	You yeah? Where is he?	X	R	R	R	X	R
Work hard, and ya might be half as good a pirate as I am.	How much is half of not very good?	X	R	R	I/X	R	R
I thought I smelled old cheese…	That was just your breath. You should brush your teeth	R	R	R	I/X	R	R
Back down now and I won't kill ya.	I never back down.	R	R	I/X	R	R	R
Yer all talk!	And yer all stupid!	R	R	I/X	R	R	I
This is where your luck runs out.	That's not what me rabbit's foot says.	R	R	I/X	R	X
I'm faster than the wind.	More like a gentle breeze	R	R	I/R	R	X
You're all looks.	You're all ugly.	R	X	I/R	X	R
You're lookin' pretty fluffy, landlubber!	I'm perfect just the way I am!	X	R	I/R	R	X	I
I may look weak but I have my tricks!	Tricks are for kids! Strength is all that matters	I/X	R	R	X	R
You can't think yer a match for me!	I know you're a little below my level, but I'm willing to let you try.	I/X	R	R	X	R
I could beat you with my eyes closed	Let's test that out. I have a blindfold right here.	I/X	R	R	R	R
Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!	Laughing at you isn't the same thing as cheering.	I/R	X	X	R	R
Without confidence, you're nothing.	I am confident that I am something	I/X	R	R	R	X
Watch out! I've got you in my sights.	Lucky me, you're blind as an angler fish	X	I/R	R	R	X	I
Bartender! Get me a drink! I can't look at this ugly mug sober.	Is that what you say to the mirror every morning?	R	I/X	X	R	R	I
The eyepatch is a mark of a great pirate!	The only priates that wear eyepatches are the slow ones.	R	I/X	X	R	R
It doesn't take much to make me look great!	You're right. Just put a bag over your head. Much better!	R	I/X	R	R	X
You can't outwit me, I'm brilliant!	So is a light bulb, but I turn those off all the time	R	I/X	R	X	R
I've never lost a fight.	There's a first time for everything!	R	X	R	R	I/R
You've got a tough face to look at.	I know, it's difficult to confront such beauty every day	R	I/R	X	X	X
I've eaten boogers bigger than you!	You eat boogers? Gross!	R	R	R	R	I/X	I
Hey, ready to have some fun?	I came for a fight. Have fun on your own time.	X	R	X	X	I/X
I'm handsome enough to be famous	If only you didn't have that rotten personality.	R	X	R	R	I/R	I
There's no pirate braver than I!	That's because brave pirates don't live long.	R	R	X	R	I/R
Lemme show you what fear looks like.	No need. I got a good look the moment you decided to fight me.	X	R	R	X	I/R
Be careful, you don't want to wake the dragon.	Dragon? More like a salamander.
Aiming for my face? You must be feeling brave.	I was just trying to fix it up, what a mess.	X	X	X	X	X	I/R
That's not a sword! That's scrap metal!	Really? I got it from your bag.						I/R
Let me show you my power.	I've got more power than you in my pinky finger.						I/R
You should go while I'm feeling merciful.	Mercy's just another word for chicken.						I/R
You're already dead.							I/X
Ya dance around like a monkey ya fight!	That never stopped the Monkey King!						I/R
	Ya got me, but I'm not given' up!
	Argh..
	What are you? The fist of the wimp star?
	You did that when you opened your mouth.

I for has the insult, R for has the Retort, X for can't retort.

Idk how to add to the chart but El Draco has the Retort for "This is where your luck runs out.", and cannot retort to "Do ya hear them cheering on their leader? That's me!"

El Draco has a Retort for:

This is where your luck runs out.

I'm faster than the wind.

You're all looks.

I could beat you with my eyes closed

It doesn't take much to make me look great!

I've never lost a fight.

You've got a tough face to look at.

I'm handsome enough to be famous

Lemme show you what fear looks like.

Also the Retort to "You're already dead." is "What are you? The fist of the wimp star?" I know this because it reference to Fist of the North Star... i also test it out on El Draco and it works.

Hm, I guess knowing who says what is better.

Yeah but someone else can figure out how to incorporate that into the page :p

I could tab it in.

• Quest Info
• Response Guide(?)

blah blah

[chart]

Actually, I can't get the chart to show up properly...hmm...

It's on the page now with tabs...I feel like there's a better way to do this but what works, works I suppose.

Separate tab on the quest?

Also how about another column where the player knows the response by default?

I found a few responses that only El Draco has:

• Insults:
  • You'll be spilling tears before you're spilling blood.
  • You're not fit to be first mate!
  • You should feel honored to see me fight.
• Retorts:
  • I'll be spilling my lunch if you keep using those cheesy lines.
  • I know. I should be captain!
  • I feel a lot of revulsion right now. Is that enough?

None of the other pirates have the retort counter that.

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Also somewhat related:

“	El Draco uses Dual-Wield Hooked Cutlasses.	„

No, he doesn't. He only has one cutlass.